"Too risky." "That's it? Too risky?" "Yeah, that's it. What more do you want?" "Oh, I dunno, how about letting me take the shot. I mean, when's the next time I'm ever going to have a chance like that?" "Yeah, well, I always wanted to pitch for the Kansas City Royals, so life's just full of disappointments. Deal." "You know...the way they've been playing for the past couple of years, I bet they'd sign you even now." "Sammy..." "What, dude, I'm just saying that they'd probably sign Jose Canseco if they thought they could get a few decent at bats out of him, and he's so 'roided up that I wouldn't be surprised if he still has his balls." "Seriously, did anyone ever tell you that you're a world-class geek?" "Other than you?" "Get in the damn car." "Yes, Dad."
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