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Title: "Unnatural"
Pairing: Seabiscuit/War Admiral
Rating: PG
Summary: It's not natural. Crack!fic
Disclaimer: Never happened.
Notes: For NanceC, for this drabble challenge.


"Y'think we should stop them?"

"You wanna try breaking them up?"

"Well, no, but -- Good God, that's just..."

"It's unnatural is what it is."

"Completely."

"..."

"..."

"Did he just --?"

"I think he did. How the hell're we gonna explain teeth marks to the lad tomorrow?"

"The kid's not gonna know anything about this."

"Yeah, but his horse is being buggered by --"

"Fuck, mate, shut it. You want the other trainers to come and investigate?"

"Of course not. Be the laughing stock of the circuit."

"Exactly, so keep your mouth shut."

"It's just not natural."

"Apparently they think it is."


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