"Haven't I warned you about that?" "You're a real comedian, you know that?" "Oooh, flattery." "Anyway, as I was saying..." "Go on." "I've been thinking." "About?" "Jeremy and Jason." "If this is about a 4-way, forget it." "Seriously. Do I look like Brady to you?" "Just want it noted for the record." "So, they've got these matching tattoos..." "Who does?" "Jeremy and Jason." "Really?" "Yep. Chinese symbols of...uh...fidelity, I think, on their right hips." "How the hell do you know this?" "How do you think? Jeremy told me." "Huh. I had no idea they were that serious." "This is Jason, man, and he don't do nothing half-assed." "True." "So, I was thinking we could do that." "Get Chinese symbols on our hips?" "Well, no, not the Chinese part. The matching tattoos part." "Okay. What'd you have in mind?" "A pair of dice." "Dice?" "Like, gambling, y'know?" "Because being with you is a gamble?" "Because we got together on a bet. Get it?" "Sort of." "Anyway. What do you think?" "I like it." "Yeah?" "And you can write down that, on this day, I actually said you had a good idea, too." "Like I said, a fucking comedian." Onto Skin Deep
|