Title: "Theory" Pairing: Sean Bean/Orlando Bloom Rating: PG-13 Summary: Orlando's got a theory. Disclaimer: Shakespeare belongs to the world. Bean & Orlando may belong to each other in fiction, but that's not reality. "Macbeth and Banquo were so doing it." "Oh, stop it," Sean laughed. "No, I'm serious." Orlando tapped the play with a long finger. "Totally going at it after every battle." "I'm not going to be able to read my lines if you keep this up." "Sorry." Orlando's grin said something else. "And what about Lady M and the grand love affair?" "Well, she didn't have a dick, did she?" Orlando asked, waggling his eyebrows. "There are just some things a woman can't provide." Sean dragged Orlando across his prone form, smiled into the slow, full-bodied kiss. "So provide them already." If you enjoyed this fic, please leave feedback here. Thanks!