Title: "OTP" Featuring: Orlando Bloom, Stan the Donkey Rating: PG Summary: Stan's a gentleman. Crack!fic. Disclaimer: Never happened. Notes: For Ghani, for this drabble challenge. "I think they make a cute couple, don't you?" "Oh, yeah. I mean, look at the way Stan's all shifting close and shit. I've never seen him so protective of anyone before. It's kind of sweet." "Pretty unusual in this day and age." "Gentlemen are few and far between. Orlando's a lucky guy to have someone like Stan to watch out for him." "Hey, guys!" Orlando shouted, drawing the attention of his director and Stan's trainer. "Could you get this frigging ass away from my ass...please?" "Yeah, alright, fine. Alright, Stan, playtime's over. It's back in the pen with you." If you enjoyed this fic, please leave feedback here. Thanks!