Hardcore

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Title: "Hardcore"
Pairing: Dominic Monaghan/Orlando Bloom
Rating: R
Summary: Dom's in the mood.
Disclaimer: Never happened.


"Y'know what I'm in the mood for?"

"Another beer?"

"Well...yeah, alright, that, too."

"And?"

"Some really nasty hardcore fuckin'. Not sex, not 'making love' or anything twee like that."

"Yeah?"

"Yeah. I'm talking full-out, hardcore, fuck-til-you-drop, so nasty and sick and depraved you're embarrassed to look at the person the next day kind of thing."

"Oh, well, that's too bad, then."

"How's that?"

"'Cause I could. Give you that, I mean. 'Cept you'd have to face me the next day."

"Orli...mate, you don't have a nasty bone in your body."

"Bet you."

"Alright…but the loser gives the first rimjob."

"You're on."


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