Fics	Pairing	Rating
Acceptable Substitute Sometimes things aren't quite what they seem.	Dominic Monaghan/Harry Sinclair (Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom)	R
Accommodation How to make a good night better.	Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban	NC-17
Addict Harry can't say no.	Harry Sinclair/Marton Csokas	R
Addiction Karl likes to talk. A lot. First in the "Come Undone" Series	Karl Urban/Viggo Mortensen	NC-17
Advice Everyone has advice for the new father. Gen-fic Co-written with Jo	Harry Sinclair, Karl Urban, Lawrence Makoare, Viggo Mortensen	G
Afterthought Elijah remembers.	Elijah Wood/Josh Hartnett	PG
Again Karl's right where he wants to be. Sequel to Watching	Harry Sinclair/Jeffrey Dean Morgan/Karl Urban	NC-17
A Ghra Sometimes friendship means more.	Karl Urban/Sean Bean	NC-17
All Of My Best Memories Are Lies Karl doesn't much care. Neither does Vig.	Karl Urban/Viggo Mortensen	PG
All We Are Saying... Wherein no one's really just in it for the sex, even though they can't remember how they got here in the first place.	Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	NC-17
Allure Skin melding in perfect contrast.	Cate Blanchett/Lawrence Makoare	NC-17
Angel Viggo's got a few things to say. Sequel to Impure	Dominic Monaghan/Viggo Mortensen	PG-13
Anniversary The Kiwis acknowledge a special day. Gen-fic	Bruce Hopkins, Craig Parker, Dean O'Gorman, Harry Sinclair, Karl Urban, Lawrence Makoare, Mark Ferguson, Marton Csokas, Michael Hurst, and Sala Baker	PG
Anniversary Joaquin visits Orlando in Chicago. Co-written with Jo Sequel to Birthday Speakeasy AU	Joaquin Phoenix/Orlando Bloom	NC-17
Any Excuse Movie quotes and beer.	Billy Boyd/Elijah Wood	PG-13
Apology Karl's a stupid bastard. But then, Harry already knows that.	Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban	PG-13
Argument Billy and Dom disagree.	Billy Boyd/Dominic Monaghan (Karl Urban)	PG-13
At First Sight Karl knows fate when he feels it. Prequel to Temporary Monogamy	Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban	PG-13
Bargain Karl needs a favor.	Karl Urban/Sean Bean	PG
Better Than Vodka Vin & Marton agree on a few things.	Marton Csokas/Vin Diesel	NC-17
Bird Watching Just a friendly chat between friends. Gen-fic	Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen	PG-13
Birds of Prey Orlando's curious about Karl's new costar.	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom (Chris Pine)	PG-13
Birthday Joaquin gets Orlando a special gift. Co-written with Jo Sequel to Christmas Eve Speakeasy AU	Joaquin Phoenix/Orlando Bloom (Josh Hartnett)	NC-17
Blindsided Harry has a new lover.	Harry Sinclair/Sean Bean	NC-17
Body Shots Dinner, dessert, vodka.	David Wenham/Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban	NC-17
Boundaries Dom likes to push.	Dominic Monaghan/Karl Urban	PG-13
Breach The Outer Sphere Karl still dreams of the future. Dystopian AU Sequel to Transmissions Will Resume	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean (Katie McGrath/Gerard Butler)	PG
Broken-Hearts Club Orlando's heart is dented and bruised and it's all that Sarah Wiley's fault.	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	PG
Bruises Viggo leaves his mark on Sean.	Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen	PG
Burn Karl and Viggo share a bath. Second in the "Come Undone" Series	Karl Urban/Viggo Mortensen	NC-17
Burn Out & Fade Away What curiosity does.	Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen	NC-17
Butterflies Blind dates & steak sauce. Co-written with Jo	Angelina Jolie/Karl Urban	PG
Candy Perfume Boys Dom & Orlando set out to cheer up Viggo. Why this involves blue glitter nail polish & hot pink hair dye is anyone's guess. Co-written with Val	Dominic Monaghan/Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen	NC-17
Careful What You Wish For Karl wants to dance. Semi-sequel to Dirty Pretty Things	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom (Elijah Wood)	PG-13
Casual Conversation Orlando has a question.	Eric Bana/Orlando Bloom	PG
Challenge Dom is an Oral God. Really.	Dominic Monaghan/Orlando Bloom	PG-13
Character Study Sean reflects.	Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen	PG
Check and Mate Sean and Viggo are lost. Luckily for them, Orlando's got a plan. Sequel to Knight In White Satin	Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen (Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom)	PG
Cheeky Fashion faux-pas.	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	PG-13
Chemistry It's only chemistry.	Karl Urban/Lawrence Makoare (Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban)	NC-17
Christmas Carol Harry guesses.	Harry Sinclair/Orlando Bloom	PG
Christmas Eve Christmas comes a little early. Co-written with Jo Sequel to Gift Speakeasy AU	Joaquin Phoenix/Orlando Bloom (Josh Hartnett)	PG-13
Claimed Harry & Karl thought they had it all. Until Orlando came into their lives and showed them what they were missing. Vampire AU - Series Index Co-written with Jo	David Wenham/Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	R
Clandestine Orlando has a secret.	Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean	PG
Clothes Whore Dom & Karl would rather be anywhere else. Third in the "Model Taste" Series	Lawrence Makoare/Orlando Bloom (Dominic Monaghan, Karl Urban)	PG-13
Cocksucker The problem with good hiding spots.	Elijah Wood/Josh Hartnett	R
College AU Series Karl & Orlando's senior year at UGA. Multi-fandom. Series Index	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom (Harry Sinclair/Sean Bean)	PG to NC-17
Coming Home True mates know what you need even when you don't.	Karl Urban/Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen	PG-13
Confessions of a Knife Even twisted tales have a beginning. Second in the "Thrill Kills" series Co-written with Azrhiaz	Elijah Wood/Harry Sinclair	NC-17
Contrast Lawrence loves Cate. Sequel to Allure	Cate Blanchett/Lawrence Makoare	NC-17
Control Making the most of a break.	Dominic Monaghan/Orlando Bloom	NC-17
Cotton Candy Dom likes unhealthy.	Dominic Monaghan/Mirando Otto	NC-17
Counting Games Wherein Karl looks hot in a tank top, Sean counts freckles, and maybe there might be some beer involved.	Karl Urban/Sean Bean	NC-17
Cowboy Saddle up!	Lawrence Makoare/Sala Baker	R
Creation Viggo's a slave.	Viggo Mortensen/Muse	PG
Crisis of Faith Orlando's having a mid-life crisis. Karl's there to help.	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	PG
Critic It's all in the execution.	Billy Boyd/Karl Urban	PG
Crush Fantasy, sunlight & twists.	Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen	PG-13
Csinos Elijah isn't the man for Sean.	Marton Csokas/Sean Bean	NC-17
Cue Friendly bet.	Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen	PG
A Daisy Chain For Satan Elijah challenges. Harry takes. First in the "Thrill Kills" series Co-written with Azrhiaz	Elijah Wood/Harry Sinclair	NC-17
Damage Control Dom does some damage control.	Dominic Monaghan/Eugene (OMC)	PG
Dangerous Things aren't quite what they seem.	Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean (Viggo Mortensen)	PG-13
Demons Messy endings.	Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban	PG-13
Desiderium The only thing Orlando didn't know how to do was stop.	Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen (Kate Bosworth/Orlando Bloom)	R
Dessert Sean wonders.	Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen	PG
Dirty Pretty Things Karl springs his trap. Semi-sequel to The Usual Suspects	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	NC-17
Disconnect Memories fade.	Dominic Monaghan/Unnamed Girl	PG
Discretion Maintaining the status quo.	Dominic Monaghan/Orlando Bloom (Sean Astin, Sean Bean)	PG
Distant Relations It's not incest.	Harry Sinclair/Sean Bean	R
...Do As The Romans Do In which Viggo gets what he came for, Jensen gets his way & Karl just rolls with the tide. Sequel to When In Vancouver...	Jensen Ackles/Karl Urban (Viggo Mortensen)	R
Domestic Bliss Real men don't pout.	Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban	PG
Don't Tell Me Viggo doesn't want to hear it.	Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen	R
Drama Queens Observing the Hobbits.	Lawrence Makoare/Marton Csokas (Dominic Monaghan/Elijah Wood)	R
Drown Karl takes a bath, Orlando watches, then Harry joins in.	Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban	R
Drowning It wasn't about Eric.	Josh Hartnett/Orlando Bloom	PG-13
Early Birds Viggo's not too hip with dates.	Karl Urban/Viggo Mortensen	PG
Easy Reflections mirror.	Elijah Wood/Josh Hartnett (Eric Bana)	NC-17
Elementary, My Dear Watson Karl's way too old to be anyone's sidekick, but Chris isn't one to let logic get in the way of his plans.	Chris Pine/Karl Urban (Anton Yelchin)	PG
Eletbe Sean takes what he wants. Sequel to Csinos	Marton Csokas/Sean Bean	NC-17
Ephemeral What's he have, anyway?	Harry Sinclair/Lawrence Makoare (Orlando Bloom)	PG
Epiphany Orlando's got a lot to make up for.	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	PG-13
Epilogue You're all about the future, baby.	Bernard Hill/Dominic Monaghan	PG-13
Eraser The sight of eyeliner shouldn't affect him.	Kate Bosworth/Orlando Bloom (Josh Charles, Josh Hartnett)	PG-13
Evolution A love story, in reverse.	Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban	R
Excidera Viggo couldn't save anyone. Prequel/Sequel to Desiderium	Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen (Kate Bosworth/Orlando Bloom)	PG-13
Exhibitionist Karl and Viggo discuss photography. Third in the "Come Undone" Series	Karl Urban/Viggo Mortensen	R
Expectations Always a first time for everything.	Lawrence Makoare/Marton Csokas (Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban)	NC-17
Experimental It was just a drunken kiss, right? Sequel to Game	Dominic Monaghan/Viggo Mortensen	PG-13
Falls the Shadow Orlando only wants one thing. Sequel to Voices, Whispering Together	Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean (Viggo Mortensen)	R
Fashion Maven Two men with the same taste in shirts. First in the "Model Taste" Series	Lawrence Makoare/Orlando Bloom	PG
Fate Karl and Orlando aren't whole. But at least they have each other. Series Index	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	PG to PG-13
Fight The best part about fighting.	Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean	PG
First Sight Meeting new people.	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom (Elijah Wood)	PG
Flash Wherein Dom watches, Elijah wonders and Orlando stands too close.	Dominic Monaghan/Orlando Bloom	PG
Fling This wouldn't last.	Karl Urban/Linus Roache	PG-13
Football Vs. Football Arguing word choice. Gen-fic	Ben Roethlisberger, Sean Bean	PG
Forgotten Keeping secrets.	Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen	G
Fractured Nothing's ever as simple as it looks. Co-written with Jo	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom (Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban) (Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen)	NC-17
Fragile Orlando's not fragile. Second in the "Slut" series	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	NC-17
Freefall Sean wasn't a man for introspection.	Dominic Monaghan/Sean Bean	PG
Fresh Start Orlando and Sean reconnect at one of Billy's gigs.	Sean Bean/Orlando Bloom	PG-13
Fun & Games It started out as a friendly bet between friends... Series Index	Dominic Monaghan/Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	PG to NC-17
Game Orlando hosts a poker game.	David Wenham/Orlando Bloom (Karl Urban/Sean Bean)	NC-17
Geek Sala's a geek.	Orlando Bloom/Sala Baker	PG
Geek Love Elijah's starstruck. Billy isn't. Gen-fic	Billy Boyd, Elijah Wood	PG
Ghosts Sean mourns.	Dominic Monaghan/Sean Bean (Dominic Monaghan/Karl Urban)	R
Gift Orlando and Joaquin celebrate a birthday. Co-written with Jo Sequel to Solace Speakeasy AU	Joaquin Phoenix/Orlando Bloom	NC-17
The Gift Even two years later, some things never change. Third in the "Lessons" series	Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean	PG-13
The Golden Rule Never trust your co-stars, especially ones named Chris Pine. And always follow the rules. Because the rules are good. Seriously.	Chris Hemsworth/Karl Urban (Anton Yelchin/Bruce Greenwood)	PG-13
Gratuitous Orlando calls Karl. Fourth in the "Slut" series	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	NC-17
Gratuity Not Included Orlando's a demanding sort. Luckily for him, he's got Sean to indulge him. Sequel to Room Service	Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean	NC-17
Guilt Is it truly guilt when you have no remorse? Sequel to Temptation	Harry Sinclair/Hugo Weaving	PG-13
Habit Old habits die hard. Co-written with Azrhiaz	Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban	NC-17
Hands On A trip down memory lane.	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	R
Hardcore Dom's in the mood.	Dominic Monaghan/Orlando Bloom	R
Harem Everyone's a prize, everything's a game.	Karl Urban, Miranda Otto, Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen	PG-13
Hearts & Flowers The happy couple have an anniversary. Sequel to Twu Wuv Crack/Gen-fic	Sean Bean, Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen (Brad Pitt, Eric Bana)	PG
Hello Again It's been six long years, but neither Karl nor Chris has forgotten anything. AU	Chris Pine/Karl Urban (Simon Pegg)	PG
Honey Pie Dom & Karl play a game. Sequel to Instant Karma	Dominic Monaghan/Karl Urban	PG
Icing On The Cake It's Karl's birthday. Harry has the perfect gift. Sequel to Domestic Bliss	Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban	NC-17
Idolater Discourse between Heaven and Hell. AU Wing!fic.	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	PG
If You Forget Me A series of messages.	Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen (Karl Urban/Viggo Mortensen)	R
Illicit The thrill of getting caught.	Famke Janssen/Karl Urban	NC-17
Imagine Where You Are Nothing in Karl's life was the way it used to be.	Karl Urban/Viggo Mortensen	PG-13
Imprint Harry likes to take his time.	Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban	NC-17
Impure Viggo wrestles with his demons.	Dominic Monaghan/Viggo Mortensen	PG-13
Inevitable Viggo's an adult. Sequel to Oasis	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom (Karl Urban/Viggo Mortensen)	PG-13
Initiation Gone fishing.	Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen	PG-13
Initiation Rights A long weekend at the beach house yields some unexpected pleasures, and drives Sean Astin to drink. A lot. Part One of the "Clues" Series Co-written with Val	Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen Dominic Monaghan/Elijah Wood Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban Billy Boyd/Orlando Bloom	NC-17
Insatiable Three horny men rolling around with each other.	Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen	NC-17
Insistent Dave doesn't want to wake up.	Craig Parker/David Wenham	PG-13
Instant Karma Dom & Karl discover something in common.	Dominic Monaghan/Karl Urban	G
Interlude They have time.	Franka Potente/Karl Urban	NC-17
Intermission Orlando's not too fond of Karl's choice in movies.	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	NC-17
Interpretation Orlando and Viggo look at a sculpture.	Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen	PG-13
Interruptions Lawrence is truly the shy one.	Harry Sinclair/Lawrence Makoare	PG
It's Not Arrogance Is It's True When Harry met Jeff. Sequel to Methods of Persuasion	Harry Sinclair/Jeffrey Dean Morgan/Karl Urban	PG
Jam Session Russell likes to play.	Billy Boyd/Russell Crowe	PG-13
Kegyetlen An unexpected audience. Sequel to Eletbe	Marton Csokas/Sean Bean	NC-17
Knight In White Satin Wherein Dom has a madcap scheme, Karl models clothing, and Orlando has a fascination with satin.	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	PG
Last Lawrence doesn't treat Cate like she's made of glass. Sequel to Contrast	Cate Blanchett/Lawrence Makoare	NC-17
The Last Time One last time, so they can go back to being friends. Fourth in the "Lessons" series	Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean	NC-17
Later Sean moves on. Sequel to Ghosts	Karl Urban/Sean Bean (Dominic Monaghan)	R
Laugh Lines A reporter asks a difficult question.	Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban	PG
Lazy Waking up is only half the fun.	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	NC-17
Leathersex Harry and Elijah get caught. Third in the "Thrill Kills" series Co-written with Azrhiaz	Elijah Wood/Harry Sinclair (Billy Boyd/Sean Bean)	NC-17
Lightskirt Make it fast.	Eric Bana/Orlando Bloom	PG-13
Like Minds Finding amusement where you least expect it is the best thing about parties.	Jeffrey Dean Morgan/Karl Urban (Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban)	PG-13
Listen Strange things happen when you least expect it.	Elijah Wood/Josh Hartnett	PG-13
The Little Things Orlando's a lousy actor.	Josh Hartnett/Orlando Bloom	PG
Locked & Loaded Karl prided himself on being a professional.	Karl Urban/Helen Mirren (unrequited)	PG
Mark There were many parts of Dom to love.	Billy Boyd/Dominic Monaghan	PG-13
Masterpiece Viggo doesn't believe in destroying life - only in taking lives that are already destroyed.	Dominic Monaghan, Viggo Mortensen (Kate Bosworth/Orlando Bloom)	PG-13
Meaning Catching up.	Elijah Wood/Josh Hartnett	PG
Measuring Up Orlando and Dom talk size. Co-written with Azrhiaz	Dominic Monaghan/Orlando Bloom (Harry Sinclair)	NC-17
Memory Glimpes and shadow.	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom (Karl Urban/Viggo Mortensen)	R
Mendacium Lies go against instinct. Gen-fic	Dominic Monaghan, Orlando Bloom	PG
Mermaids Singing Sean's never been very good at going after what he wants.	Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen	NC-17
Methods of Persuasion Bragging after a great night is a time-honored tradition. Sequel to Like Minds	Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban (Jeffrey Dean Mogran/Karl Urban)	PG-13
Mice & Men Sometimes life gives you the unexpected. First in the "Slut" series	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	NC-17
Middle Man In which Orlando's desperate, but Karl only plays a pimp on Grand Theft Auto.	Karl Urban, Orlando Bloom (Harry Sinclair/Orlando Bloom)	PG-13
Mine Orlando and Karl reestablish their relationship. Sequel to Outed	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	NC-17
Moment Cute couples.	Jay Laga'aia/Lucy Lawless (Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom)	PG
Moneypenny Orlando has a request.	Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean	PG-13
More To The Eye Getting to know each other.	Harry Sinclair/Orlando Bloom	PG
Need Harry doesn't beg.	Harry Sinclair/Marton Csokas	NC-17
Nervous Marton makes Harry nervous. Co-written with Jo	Harry Sinclair/Marton Csokas	R
No Regrets A few questions answered. Semi-sequel to Payback	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	PG
Not Quite Three's a crowd.	Dominic Monaghan/Elijah Wood	PG
Oasis Don't think. Sequel to Memory	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom (Karl Urban/Viggo Mortensen)	R
Only Pussies Are Nervous (And Other Lies About Dating) Orlando sets Karl up on a blind date. Karl's not at all nervous about this. Really.	Karl Urban/Monica Bellucci	PG-13
The One Diane Keaton is an idiot. Sequel to Geek Love Gen-fic	Billy Boyd, Elijah Wood	PG
The One Thing Early morning archery lessons. First in the "Lessons" series	Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean	PG-13
Options Wherein Miranda has options and Orlando can cook.	Mirando Otto/Orlando Bloom	PG
Oral Fixation Some habits are hard to break.	Dominic Monaghan/Karl Urban	PG-13
Origins Harry has a question. Gen-fic	Harry Sinclair, Peter Jackson	G
OTP Stan's a gentleman. Crack-fic	Orlando Bloom, Stan the Donkey	PG
Outed What's going on between Orlando and Karl? Companion piece to Blindsided	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	PG-13
Outshined Lawrence makes an offer. Sequel to Ephemeral	Harry Sinclair/Lawrence Makoare (Orlando Bloom)	PG
Pandora's Box Orlando has a request. First in the "Pandora" Series	Karl Urban, Orlando Bloom (Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban)	PG-13
Pandora's Pleasure Karl directs. Second in the "Pandora" Series	Orlando Bloom/Sala Baker (Karl Urban)	NC-17
Pandora's Reward Orlando gets his reward. Fourth in the "Pandora" Series	Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	NC-17
Pandora's Seduction Orlando gets his man. Third in the "Pandora" Series	Eric Bana/Orlando Bloom (Karl Urban)	NC-17
Parallels Craig and Karl recount their humble beginnings. Co-written with Jo	Craig Parker/Karl Urban (Dominic Monaghan/Orlando Bloom)	NC-17
Payback Dom's well and truly fucked. Semi-sequel to Dirty Pretty Things	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom (Dominic Monaghan)	PG-13
Peanut Gallery Orlando & Brett have an audience.	Bret McKenzie/Orlando Bloom (Craig Parker/Ian McKellen)	PG-13
Perception "You don't think they're...?"	Dominic Monaghan/Orlando Bloom (Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen)	PG
Perfect A lazy summer afternoon and a hammock.	David Wenham/Viggo Mortensen	NC-17
The Perfect Accessory Orlando and Lawrence try on clothing. Second in the "Model Taste" Series	Lawrence Makoare/Orlando Bloom	NC-17
The Perfect Gift Karl's twitchy, Harry's exhausted, much fluff ensues. Sequel to Icing On The Cake	Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban	PG
The Perfect Kiss Dave finally finds his courage.	David Wenham/Harry Sinclair	PG-13
Persuasion Hunting is an easy sport if you have the right tools. Speakeasy AU	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom (Elijah Wood)	R
Persuasive Hugo vacillates.	Hugo Weaving/Viggo Mortensen	PG-13
Portrait The fine art of seducing your best friend.	Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen	R
Pounce Orlando misses his mark.	Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean	PG-13
Power Dave loses control.	David Wenham/Sean Bean	NC-17
Pozhaluysta It's been too long since Viggo's been in Sean's bed.	Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen	NC-17
Prequel Viggo has a problem, Sean has a solution. Gen-fic	Sean Bean, Viggo Mortensen (Karl Urban/Viggo Morgensen)	PG
Pretty Men aren't pretty.	David Wenham/Elijah Wood	PG
Prima Nocta Harry's dreams are getting worse.	Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban	PG
Privacy It's tricky finding a few moments alone in a crowd of people.	Eric Bana/Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean	PG-13
Private "You should tell him." Gen-fic	Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen (Karl Urban/Viggo Morgensen)	PG
Proposal Wedding bells, anyone? Crack/Gen-fic	Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen (Various)	PG
Prosapia Harry comes home.	Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban	G
Quid Pro Quo Karl has a favor. Sean has a price. AU. Sequel to Act Of Contrition	Orlando Bloom/Karl Urban/Sean Bean	PG
Realization It's not always about the pretty.	Bruce Hopkins/John Leigh (Marton Csokas/Orlando Bloom)	PG-13
Reflection Orlando remembers.	Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen	PG
Relax It's just a scene.	Elijah Wood/Sean Bean	PG-13
Remember When Orlando has a faulty memory.	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	R
Repossessed Harry reestablishes his place. Third in the "Clues" Series	Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban	NC-17
Research Karl has a question. Gen-fic	Harry Sinclair, Karl Urban	PG
Retribution The price of getting your own back.	Dominic Monaghan/Harry Sinclair	R
Reunion It's been a year.	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	PG
Revelation Dave learns something new.	David Wenham/Sean Astin	PG-13
Rewriting History Marton didn't blame Harry for seducing Karl. He blamed Harry for having Karl.	Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban (Karl Urban/Marton Csokas)	NC-17
Rituals Orlando recounts his favorite day of the week.	Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean	PG
Role Models Speculation on set.	Orlando Bloom/Various	PG-13
Roller Coaster Astin & Elijah take the Brits to an amusement park. Third in the "Pastimes" Series Mostly gen-fic	TheHobbits&Orli	PG-13
Room Service Sean rescues Orlando from the world's dullest party.	Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean	NC-17
Rough Words always fail.	Dominic Monaghan/Orlando Bloom	NC-17
Rumination Viggo picks up the pieces.	Karl Urban/Viggo Mortensen	PG
Samson Karl cuts his hair.	Billy Boyd/Karl Urban	PG
Sanctified Sean has plans for Viggo. AU Co-written with Azrhiaz	Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen	NC-17
Satisfaction You know the saying about cats and curiosity, right?	Karl Urban/Lawrence Makoare	NC-17
Satisfaction Guaranteed It's like a dance, except there's no music, and neither Orlando nor Sean have rhythm. Prequel to Room Service	Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean	NC-17
Savior Orlando never met anyone he couldn't rescue.	Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen	PG
Score Orlando's bored. Dom isn't.	Dominic Monaghan/Orlando Bloom	R
Second Time Around Lawrence always drove Karl crazy, but that was part of his charm.	Karl Urban/Lawrence Makoare	PG-13
Secret Orlando's waited long enough.	Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean	NC-17
Serva Me, Servabo Te What Karl and Orlando have isn't healthy, but it's better than nothing.	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom (Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen)	NC-17
Seven Times Viggo Mortensen Abused His Power Seven AU ficlets for your reading pleasure.	Viggo Mortensen (Jason Isaacs, Guy Pearce, Orlando Bloom, Sean Bean, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Bernard Hill, and Karl Urban)	PG to NC-17
Shameless Orlando wants a taste. Third in the "Slut" series	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	NC-17
Shimmer Sean wants, Orlando takes.	Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean	NC-17
Shotgun Two guys. One cigarette.	Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean	PG
Show & Tell Sean & Karl exchange fantasies.	Karl Urban/Sean Bean	NC-17
Si Fueris Alibi... In which Orlando joins the fun, Karl's a lucky bastard, Jensen's still Jensen, and Viggo feels like a sheik with a harem. Sequel to ...Do As The Romans Do	Jensen Ackles/Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom (Viggo Mortensen)	NC-17
Silence The not-so-epic love story of Karl and Orlando.	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	PG
Silent The conversations between words.	Harry Sinclair/Orlando Bloom	PG
Simple Viggo talks. Companion piece to Prequel	Karl Urban/Viggo Morgensen	PG
Six Jobs Sean Bean Never Had Six ficlets, all AU.	Sean Bean (Orlando Bloom, Karl Urban, Viggo Mortensen, Ben Roethlisberger, and Daniel Craig)	PG to NC-17
Six Times Karl Urban Had A Crush (And One Time It Was True Love) Six parts unrequited love/lust, one part mutual interest. Stir. All AU.	Karl Urban (Jensen Ackles, George Clooney, Dominic Monaghan, Harry Sinclair, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Viggo Mortensen, and Orlando Bloom)	PG to PG-13
Six Times Orlando Bloom Was A Hero (And One Time He Was Rescued) Seven parts AU, equal parts imagination. Stir.	Orlando Bloom (Marton Csokas, Josh Hartnett, Sean Bean, Jake Gyllenhaal, Eric Bana, Johnny Depp and Karl Urban)	PG-13
Slave Josh ensnares.	Josh Hartnett/Orlando Bloom	NC-17
Slice Of Life Misspent youth.	Eric Bana/Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean	PG
Sneak Preview Karl's just there to watch the movie.	Dominic Monaghan/Karl Urban	NC-17
Snowballed Dessert is served. Co-written with Jo	Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban/Marton Csokas	NC-17
Snowblind Sala and Lawrence go skiing.	Lawrence Makoare/Sala Baker	NC-17
Solace Orlando and Joaquin comfort each other. Co-written with Jo Speakeasy AU	Joaquin Phoenix/Orlando Bloom	NC-17
Solo What Harry thinks about when he's alone.	Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban	NC-17
Southern Comfort When the world knows your every move, the best thing to do is drop off the face of it.	Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	R
Spontaneous Acts At his age, Sean thought he should have more figured out. But how did anyone plan for someone like Viggo?	Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen (Dominic Monaghan/Orlando Bloom)	PG-13
State Of Being Karl's a great father.	Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban	G
Stepford Selling your soul is a dangerous business.	Orlando Bloom/The Fellowship	PG
Strip Getting dressed can be just as erotic as getting undressed.	Harry Sinclair/Marton Csokas	NC-17
Submission The best things in life are worth the wait.	Billy Boyd/Karl Urban (Dominic Monaghan/Elijah Wood)	NC-17
Subtle Sala's got some stealth in his moves.	Lawrence Makoare/Sala Baker	PG-13
Supplication Craig submits.	Craig Parker/Marton Csokas	R
Suspension Of Disbelief A walk in the dark.	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	PG
Swap Meet Same beach house. Four new rooms. Four new couples. Part Two of the "Clues" Series Co-written with Val	Karl Urban/Sean Bean Dominic Monaghan/Viggo Mortensen Harry Sinclair/Orlando Bloom Billy Boyd/Elijah Wood	NC-17
Tainted Marton is unlike anyone Eric's ever known.	Eric Bana/Marton Csokas	NC-17
Take Me Out Astin & Elijah take the Brits to a baseball game. First in the "Pastimes" Series Mostly gen-fic	TheHobbits&Orli	PG-13
Talk Is Cheap It's Sean's own fault he has a Voice of Sex.	Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean	PG
Tangled Orlando wants everything.	Billy Boyd/Dominic Monaghan/Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	R
Tango Karl and Sean dance. First in the "Tango" Series	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean	PG
Tango, Coda Karl wonders what comes next. Fourth in the "Tango" Series	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean	PG
Tango, Kisses Sean can't cook, but Karl and Orlando don't mind. Fifth in the "Tango" Series	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean	PG
Tango Redux Orlando and Sean weigh their options. Second in the "Tango" Series	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean	PG
Tango, Threesome Sean watches Karl with Orlando. Third in the "Tango" Series	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean	NC-17
Tart Orlando's still the prettiest.	Jason Isaacs/Orlando Bloom	R
Taste It Orlando goes over to Sean's for dinner. Sean still can't cook. Second in the "Lessons" series	Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean	NC-17
A Taste of Summer Wherein Orlando doesn't have frostbite, Sean's got a great smile, and this could be the start of something for the both of them.	Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean	PG
Teacher's Aide Sean gets a welcome break from grading papers. Professor AU. Sequel to Teacher's Pet	Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen	PG
Teacher's Pet Sean's got a lot to learn. Professor AU.	Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen	PG
Technicolor Tequila kisses.	Dominic Monaghan/Orlando Bloom	PG-13
Temporary Monogamy In the never-ending search for the perfect partner, sometimes it's a good idea to figure yourself out first. Series Index	Sean Bean/Orlando Bloom (Karl Urban/Sean Bean) (Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban)	PG to NC-17
Temptation Temptation comes in many forms.	Harry Sinclair/Hugo Weaving	PG
Texture Of Memory The fall is easy.	Josh Hartnett/Orlando Bloom	G
Thankful Karl gets the part of Eomer, thanks to Harry. Sequel to Solo	Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban	NC-17
Theory Orlando's got a theory.	Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean	PG-13
Thoughts Viggo has inappropriate lust issues.	Sean Astin/Viggo Mortensen	NC-17
Thrills For Harry and Orlando, there is no greater high than each other. Series Index	Harry Sinclair/Orlando Bloom	PG-13 to NC-17
Time To Kill Waiting for Matt. Gen-fic	Karl Urban, Marton Csokas (Ben Affleck/Matt Damon)	PG
Together Karl likes to watch Dom sleep.	Dominic Monaghan/Karl Urban	R
Tomboy It could be worse. Gen-fic	Mirando Otto	PG
Too Much Dave wonders.	David Wenham/Sean Bean	NC-17
Torch There are many forms of cowardice.	Harry Sinclair/Viggo Mortensen (Karl Urban)	PG
Transmissions Will Resume Sean still dreams of freedom. Dystopian AU	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean	PG
Trapped Refuge turned captive.	Karl Urban/Marton Csokas	PG
Tripudio Harry and Orlando finally see each other. Series Index	Harry Sinclair/Orlando Bloom	PG to R
A True Alliance Consul Karl Urban meets his match in a most unanticipated manner. Fantasy/Historical AU.	Karl Urban/Sean Bean (Viggo Mortensen)	PG
Truth Truth is what you make of it.	Dominic Monaghan/Orlando Bloom	PG-13
Twee Slut Pink Viggo (minus the Roos) goes across the pond to cheer up a depressed Sean. Not that Sean knows he's depressed. Sequel to Candy Perfume Boys Co-written with Val	Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen	NC-17
Twu Wuv Isn't wuv grand? Sequel to Proposal Crack/Gen-fic	Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen	PG
The Unfanoning Of Harry What if Elijah believed all the things he read about Harry? First in the "Unfanoning" Series	Elijah Wood/Harry Sinclair	PG-13
The Unfanoning Of Karl Dom and Karl discuss fact vs. fiction. Third in the "Unfanoning" Series	Dominic Monaghan/Karl Urban	PG-13
The Unfanoning Of VigOrli What if Orlando found out about RPS? Second in the "Unfanoning" Series	Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen	R
Unrequited Elijah makes a move.	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom (Elijah Wood)	PG
Unsettled Blame it on the gin. Co-written with Jo	Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban	PG
The Usual Suspects Wherein there's discussion about sex, flexibility and Viggo's choice of bed partner.	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom (Viggo Mortensen/Everybody)	R
Untouchable The other side of the world is the best place to find yourself.	Dominic Monaghan/Sean Bean (Dominic Monaghan/Elijah Wood) (Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean)	R
Unwitting Andy's not snooping.	Dominic Monaghan/Orlando Bloom (Andy Serkis)	PG
Unwritten Karl and Orlando are no good for each other.	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	PG
Vagina Envy Orlando wants to be a girl. Gen-fic	Dominic Monaghan, Karl Urban, Orlando Bloom	PG-13
Voices, Whispering Together What one wants and what one gets are seldom the same. Prequel to Falls the Shadow	Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean (Viggo Mortensen)	R
Voyeur Three friends and some home movies. An AU based on Jo's Boys On Film Series	Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban (Dominic Monaghan)	NC-17
Waking Dream Sean might still be asleep, but that doesn't mean Viggo's not really there.	Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen	PG
Waking The Dead Sometimes a kiss can make everything better.	Lawrence Makoare/Sean Bean	PG-13
Warmth The best cure for a bad day.	Lawrence Makoare/Orlando Bloom	R
Warning Dom can handle anything.	Dominic Monaghan/Marton Csokas (Dominic Monaghan/Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom)	PG-13
Watching Karl likes to watch. Sequel to It's Not Arrogance Is It's True	Harry Sinclair/Jeffrey Dean Morgan/Karl Urban	NC-17
Welcome to the Playground Sean and Viggo seduce pretty much everyone in the cast. Series Index	Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen (Various)	NC-17
What No One Sees Viggo looks at photographs.	Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban (Viggo Mortensen)	PG
When I'm Sixty-Four Karl's getting old. Harry isn't. Sequel to The Perfect Gift	Harry Sinclair/Karl Urban	PG
When In Vancouver... In which Viggo protests too much, Karl calls him on it, and Jensen's, well, Jensen.	Jensen Ackles/Karl Urban (Viggo Mortensen)	R
When The Water Falls Viggo & Sean go on a camping trip.	Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen	R
White Christmas Orlando is homesick.	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	PG
Whoop! There It Is Astin & Elijah take the Brits to see L.A.'s favorite basketball team. Not that they watch the game. Second in the "Pastimes" Series Mostly gen-fic	TheHobbits&Orli	PG-13
Words Orlando and Elijah have a plan.	Billy Boyd/Karl Urban	PG
Yen Josh has a craving.	Josh Hartnett/Orlando Bloom	PG
You Are Here It's a night for firsts.	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom (Billy Boyd)	R
FICS BY SERIES
FICS	FEATURING	RATING
Clues Series Index Co-written with Val Initiation Rights (Part One) Swap Meet (Part Two) Repossessed (Part Three)	Various	NC-17
Come Undone Series Index Addiction (Part One) Burn (Part Two) Exhibitionist (Part Three)	Karl Urban/Viggo Mortensen	NC-17
Kurva Series Index Csinos (Part One) Eletbe (Part Two) Kegyetlen (Part Three)	Marton Csokas/Sean Bean	NC-17
Lessons Series Index The One Thing (Part One) Taste It (Part Two) The Gift (Part Three) The Last Time (Part Four)	Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean (Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen)	PG to NC-17
Model Taste Series Index Fashion Maven (Part One) The Perfect Accessory (Part Two) Clothes Whore (Part Three)	Lawrence Makoare/Orlando Bloom	PG to NC-17
Pandora Series Index Pandora's Box (Part One) Pandora's Pleasure (Part Two) Pandora's Seduction (Part Three) Pandora's Reward (Part Four)	Eric Bana, Harry Sinclair, Karl Urban, Orlando Bloom, Sala Baker	PG-13 to NC-17
Pastimes Series Index Take Me Out (Part One) Whoop! There It Is (Part Two) Roller Coaster (Part Three)	TheHobbits&Orli	PG-13
Slut Series Index Mice & Men (Part One) Fragile (Part Two) Shameless (Part Three) Gratuitous (Part Four)	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom	NC-17
Speakeasy AU Series Index Co-written with Jo Solace (Part One) Gift (Part Two) Christmas Eve (Part Three) Birthday (Part Four) Anniversary (Part Five)	Joaquin Phoenix/Orlando Bloom	NC-17
Tango Series Index Tango (Part One) Tango Redux (Part Two) Tango, Threesome (Part Three) Tango, Coda (Part Four) Tango, Kisses (Part Five)	Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean	PG to NC-17
Thrill Kills Series Index Co-written with Azrhiaz A Daisy Chain for Satan (Part One) Confessions of a Knife (Part Two) Leather Sex (Part Three)	Elijah Wood/Harry Sinclair	NC-17
Unfanoning Series Index The Unfanoning Of Harry (Part One) The Unfanoning Of VigOrli (Part Two) The Unfanoning Of Karl (Part Three)	Various	PG-13